- is COLD! Then HOT! Then COLD again! I was never able to dress appropriately!
-is SMELLY! The casinos had a fragrant mixture of smoke, B.O., old lady perfume (probably Emeraude) and toilet mints. Many of the places outdoors smelled like the Bog of Eternal Stench, sewer maybe or stagnant water?
-is EXPENSIVE! Need I elaborate?
-has cool architecture.
-has lots and lots of HOT, NUDE GIRLS that are just waiting to meet you! At least that's what all the truck billboards and cards all over the sidewalk said.
-is PACKED with people 24/7.
-has more lights and neon than anywhere I've ever been!
-is extravagant beyond compare. It's quite sickening really to see the water and energy that is wasted there, not to mention the trash! Oy.
-is owned by Pepsi. In fact I think you could possibly get whacked for drinking a Coca-Cola in Vegas!
-has THE DEUCE! Affordable transportation for us po' folks!
-has the Hard Rock Casino.
-who had Carlos Santana! Can I get a "Hell Yeah!"
-has ELVIS! I spent my whole trip looking for him and finally on the last day I found him, WOO-HOO!
-has the Stratosphere, which was one of my favorite excursions (mostly because I was able to snap this smokin' hot pic of my Big Daddy!)
-has New York, Paris, Egypt and Italy all on one street!
(OK I forgot to take a picture of the Venetian, shoot me!)
And the BIGGEST thing I learned about Vegas? I learned that the American Standard rep who peddles auto-flush toilets is a fucking trillionaire!
Hey I thought, what happens in Vegas stays in vegas ;)
ReplyDeleteOnly if you do bad stuff! I did very reputable stuff there, so I could write about it! ;)
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